Can someone correct this?

I am making this random facts for fb and since a friend of mine is american and doesn't speak any other language, I wrote it in Englih. But I don't trust me lol Can someone correct what I wrote?

1) I hate having to make bread every effing week.

2) I want to donate blood- because I’m convinced I’ll need someone to do the same for me someday.

3) I love taking photographs. But, I don’t think I am good at it, mostly because I give a ***** about lighting or parameter adjustment. If I like what I see I just take out my camera and snap.

4) I like English because it makes me feel protected. If I made a mistake I can say it was because I didn’t understand what they told or because I have not enough words to say stuff I could regret later.

5) I leave every time someone starts speaking about my grandfather and sadly, the only one that had realized wasn’t even a member of my family.

6) I don’t like roller coasters or swinging ships- at all.

7) I am emotional, even thought I rarely cry. I mean, my eyes tear up like twice a day! I have to admit that it’s because of movies or cause marketing lol

8) I want to travel… everywhere lol But, my priority destinations are Bruges, Prague and Tallinn.

9) I love ‘Viva la Vida’ by Coldplay :S

10) I need my iPod to live once I leave home unless there’s someone with me.

11) If I could have studied anything without worrying about finding a job later, I’d have majored in History.

12) The main reason I don’t like Uni are seminars. The scare the ***** out of me, I can’t help but panic every time I am in of those and I know I’ll have to talk. I think if seminars didn’t exist, I would be able to be happy and get good marks as I did at school.

13) I have a thing for Jews. I got it in NYC. Enough said.

14) I have a love-hate relationship with planes. I’m scared of them, actually I’m scared of them falling or being hit by turbulences (I have no problem as long as they stay flying lol) but I love them too (I’m sure Pablo’d agree xD)

15) I miss New York. I miss the city, but also (and maybe mostly because of) the way I felt while being there.

16) I want to go to Africa or Asia as a volunteer.

17) I am ok with being a celiac most of time. I think the only moment I hate it is when I have to eat on a restaurant or something. Last time I went I could only eat a bag of Lays and a steak, so figure. I don’t like either because I feel like a burden that makes conditional (Except that time we ended up at McDonalds and I ate Noe’s petit Suisse lol)

18) I think writing the Red Book was a silly thing. It doesn’t say anything that matters.

19) I want to be an autodidact

20) My main goal in life is... freedom.

21) My only extremity that hasn’t been broken or had a sprint is my left arm.

22) This is very sad but I know nothing about Chile, not even how many regions it does have.

23) I can’t sleep through the night without waking up since I was 8 and my mom woke me up during an earthquake back in Chile and it’s really stupid because there are no earthquakes in Barcelona.

24) My favourite book is The Prophet by Khalil Gibran.

25) I don’t like maths but I don’t really think I am as bad as I want myself to believe. Like with everything else I’m just scared of giving it a try.Can someone correct this?
You did extremely well. Your mistakes were only minor ones. Some were even just typo's.



3) needs "I [don't] give a"

4) needs "they told [me]"

5) needs "the only one [who noticed] was"

6) needs "or [swaying (or rolling)] ships at all."

7) I don't understand what you mean by "[be]cause [of] marketing." Marketing is a job examining market trends and creating ways of working with those.

12) change "the[y] scare"

17) use "makes condition[s]

22) use "regions it [has]."

23) break into two sentences at "in Chile. It's really"

25) use "I don't like math" ... "want to believe"